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So, there it is: This is my honestly etched onto the hallowed pages of a dating app.

So I wait, wait and wait some more for a message from a suitable suitor who will take an instant attraction to my truthful and sincere post.

Since I’m sick of the galley of shirtless, six-pack selfies, chiseled jaw lines and tedious tales of working out at the gym for five days a week, I start off by blazingly announcing that I have a lethal combination of food addiction, comfort eating and a high metabolism.

I mention my highly unhealthy intake of five to six spoons of sugar with my tea and coffee. I’ve owned pretty much every console known to mankind, from the original NES to my current love, the Xbox One. I need the constant reassurance that you love and desire me.

Confused, I find myself refreshing the page over and over again.

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