Speed dating puns

With that in mind, here are a few more things to remember as you think about which pick-up lines you’re going to use.

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Having seen that face many, many times before, Yuuri knows it’s no deal, but it’s not like he really expects him to flip 180° and say, “you know what? The two of them bumble along a sidewalk littered with a mixture of crunchy brown leaves, freshly fallen, and dilapidated newspapers, rendered a mushy pulp from yesterday’s series of squalls.

You’re right, this is a bad idea like that time I told Leo it’d be funny to make a meme song mashup, because for some inane reason Leo actually think it would be funny to use his expertise, bless his soul, to create what was probably a transgression against God and the High Heavens, and play it during JJ’s very solemn engagement party with all his relatives there right after the slow songs ended. It’s too cold for what they’ve been wearing toward the end of summer, so Yuuri opts for a puffy fur-trimmed jacket in lieu of his favorite blue hoodie and Phichit breaks out one of his winter coats early. “Because desperate times call for desperate measures.

This time, the words are taken seriously; his benevolent roommate knows very well the signs of a breakdown.“Don’t worry too much about it. You’ll great, just, ah, breathe a little first,” Phichit advises , giving him a second to calm down and punctuating with his own breath in between.

”Your date will probably be just as nervous as you are, even if they don't look like it.” He grabs Yuuri’s hand in a silent pledge to his words, giving it a test squeeze along with a sincere smile that he hopes is equally calming, and tells him, “You'll be fine.

“Ummm…” he murmurs, unable to remember when he last dated, which may be a byproduct of trying to wipe said date from his mind, “it wasn’t lon—”“—9 months ago!

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